HIGH POTENCY.
HIGH QUALITY.
Welcome to The Dankers, THC beverages for people who like their buzz smooth and their taste bold. Chill hard, party soft, and sip responsibly. Two flavors. Endless good vibes.
The Dankers is where craft beverage culture meets the cannabis revolution. Born from a passion for flavor and quality, The Dankers transforms everyday refreshment into a next-level experience with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC. Each 12oz sleek can is carefully crafted by Coyote Hole Craft Beverages using real ingredients and naturally pressed cider as a base — giving every sip a crisp, clean finish that complements its uplifting effects. Every drink is infused with 25mg of hemp-derived THC, delivering a consistent, balanced experience you can count on.
Our current lineup features two signature flavors: Mr. Dankers Creamsicle, a nostalgic blend of smooth vanilla and bright orange that tastes like summer in a can; and Mrs. Dankers Moonberry, a lush mix of wild berries with a tart-sweet sparkle that’s perfect for winding down or turning up. Together, they represent The Dankers’ mission: to make THC approachable, delicious, and fun — one refreshing sip at a time.
25mg Of THC Per 12 Oz. Serving
All The Dankers beverages are third-party lab tested to ensure purity, potency, and consistency in every sip.